Five things your husband should never say

to a pregnant woman that is. I got this in my weekly email from Babycenter and it made me laugh so I thought I'd share.
• "Mooooo!"
• "Ouch — a paper cut. I wonder if this is what labor feels like."
• "Is that a watermelon under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?"
• "My father called again to ask about your cervix."
• "Is that your underwear or did a parachute land on your butt?"