1.I love my gym teacher, but she is a bit hard to keep up with. She's a bit daunting and makes me feel tres insignificant. She's also a professional body builder. Really, here she is.
I'm not being figurative, that really is her. And yes, she really does look like that. So when Maria wags her finger and says in her thick, low hispanic accent, " No, no, no more burritos!" I know she's talking directly to me. I know this because, as I'm the only glowing white chick in the room, she always looks at me. I'm kind of hard to miss.
2. For about three weeks now the world's stupidest bird wakes us in the morning and bugs us in the afternoon by repeatedly bashing it's self aginst my window. I think a robin is in love with me.
3. Lily just said, "Tyler! You just made me step on my face!" Weird.
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